Kim Jong Un Got Nutin On Mah Coral Blue

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missmella:

You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

(via stop)

rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

(via luneteen)

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

(via cumfort)

lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

(via stop)

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

image

(via hotboyproblems)

teacher: sit up straight
me: but I'm gay

thatsthefrailtyofgenius:

sometimes i wonder what would have happened if dylan hadn’t gone into acting

and i realise… he’d probably be a famous youtuber and we’d all be even more screwed

(Source: daydreamer--captain-weirdo, via online)

(Source: misty-gay-day, via some-perks-of-being-gay)

dogegag:

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