You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.
be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes
i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like
“sorry i’m not gay”
bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy
sometimes i wonder what would have happened if dylan hadn’t gone into acting
and i realise… he’d probably be a famous youtuber and we’d all be even more screwed